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November 2011

2 posts

Nov 17, 2011
#this shall be
Nov 1, 2011
#She was huge! #Bigger than a House #Bigger than the tri-state area #She was the Fattest thing since butter #and I loved her skinny sister

October 2011

14 posts

Oct 31, 201120 notes
#Dirty #people #live #in #space #THEN THEY BECOME SPACE PEOPLE #I hope they can breathe....
Oct 27, 2011
#Do not make a big deal about this #you know its stupid
Oct 26, 2011
#Statement of no importance here
Oct 25, 2011
#it took a town #a long time #to figure out #that superman #was living right there with them #how stupid?
Oct 21, 201117 notes
#Scorn #Disgust #vanity #anger #and pain #THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!
Oct 20, 201111 notes
#TIcking on and on #TIck #tock #Fight the clock #punch it in the mouth #oh crap! #It just hit me with 7:30am #NOW I'M LATE
Oct 19, 20111 note
#Gotta wake up #Gotta get my breakfast #Gotta take the newspaper #AND JAM IT INTO MY MOUTH
Oct 18, 20112 notes
#I want to live in space #where no one will bother me #no one will mock me #no one will love me #and no one will help me breathe #SPACE! #IT'S THE GREATEST!
Oct 12, 20111 note
#Do you ever get that feeling #where you want to dance #and commit murder on inanimate objects #at the same time? #Cuz' I don't #Don't be weird.
Oct 11, 20111 note
#NOPE #NOPE #NOPE #my neck hurts so much #NOPE #NOPE #NOPE
Oct 7, 2011
#I love the way #that lucy #takes that chocolate #and murders that guy #remember that episode?
Oct 6, 2011
#get it on #get along #get a sarong #IM NOT GOING TO GET IT
Oct 5, 201175 notes
#Easy #like #sunday #evening #when #you #forget #to #do #all #that #math #homework
Oct 4, 201123 notes
#Oh! #Oh! #Oh! #You #are #a #menace #to #society!

September 2011

18 posts

Sep 30, 20111 note
#Oh no #It's coming from Vicksburg! #The River? #NO! #THE INVASION!!!!
Sep 29, 20111 note
#And it was me
Sep 28, 2011
#Just spray it on #it tastes so good! #just have a ball
Sep 27, 2011
#I don't hate you #but i forgot what it was #that I hate
Sep 26, 20111 note
#Did you know? #that when a canadian is born #a angel becomes a hockey fan? #I didn't know either #I LEARNED IT FROM GOD WHO SPEAKS TO ME
Sep 23, 2011
#At least #I mean #that guy? #At least he got past third base
Sep 22, 20112 notes
#The girls in gym class #they threw chew toys at me #they were so mean
Sep 21, 20111 note
#It never happens #where my hat #does that thing #you know #the thing #with the wobble? #yea... #that thing.
Sep 20, 20111 note
#If we are late #If we are taken hostage #if we are left for dead #if we are not returned #if we are within the realm #we will not be ok
Sep 19, 20111 note
#How was Cancun? #I'm sorry. #I don't get to remember the fun parts
Sep 16, 2011
#Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die #Skate or die 2
Sep 15, 20111 note
#This isn't what we are used to! #How dare you! #Don't do this again! #We want Manilla! #We want Manilla! #We want Manilla! #We want Manilla! #COME ON!
Sep 10, 20111 note
#Dag yo #that book be real tough to read #best be frontin on the mad streets #of the video game world
Sep 9, 2011
#It was #without a doubt #the one moment #where I could see clearly #Hold steady! I said! #Keep it together! #then i lost it and ate cupcakes
Sep 8, 2011
#And it was he #Aman the great #who took the power of Awoman #and said #no! #then Awomantwo took it back
Sep 7, 2011
#They were well trained #Were being the word here #as they have gone into SPACE
Sep 6, 20111 note
#with shiny buckles on their shoes #They had no idea #The terror that was going to befall them #Look out! #but then they died #Stinking hobos
Sep 5, 2011
#Hello M'am #May I ask you a question? #thank you

August 2011

9 posts

Aug 31, 2011
#DO NOT HARRASS THE CHILDREN #PUT BACK ON THE SUIT
Aug 30, 2011339 notes
#owl #gif
Aug 12, 2011117 notes
#I'm having everything bug bombed #including #but not limited too #books #beds #barns #and even the bugs
Aug 11, 2011
#Bring the Noise #Bring the Pain #Bring all that you can #bro.
Aug 9, 20111 note
#Why not? #Right? #Green is stupid.
Aug 8, 2011
#It doesn't have to be this way #all you have to do #is eat your way out
Aug 8, 2011
#Do you realize #that with every passing day #a child comes into this world #with at least an extra toe.
Aug 3, 20111 note
#Its the milk man #he is the one who did it #GET HIM!
Aug 1, 20118 notes
#It #just #got #bieber #around #here

July 2011

11 posts

Jul 29, 20111 note
#COLORS OF ALL TYPES #PINK MOSTLY #YEA!
Jul 28, 20111 note
#I'm serious #DON'T
Jul 27, 20111 note
#Yes thats right #I am still alive #just like the dead people #living in my- #Wait. #I'm not supposed to say the title
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My current Voicemail featuring those cute little Turrets from Portal

Jul 23, 2011
#I do like portal #Portal #Portal #Portal 2 #Portal #Glados
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This was my phone’s voicemail for like a week. 

Jul 9, 20113 notes
#The asked me to make it teal #I told them #Argyle
Jul 8, 2011
#I should have killed him #There can be no answers #There can be only questions #From innocence #to confusion #to anger #Poliwag is the human condition
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