Dead People Live In My House
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June 2011

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Jun 30, 20113 notes
#Cocktails #COCKTAILS #OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #I #NEED #A #COCKTAIL
Jun 29, 2011
#Why is it #That whenever #I drink too much #there is that one #brief #moment #of odd clarity #which is then violently interrupted #by copious #projectile #vomiting.
Jun 28, 20111 note
#Half of them are nasty scum-bags #Self centered #Low-life #No good #Beatniks #who only want to #gamble #drink #slam poets #all the while #being pretentious #in Vegas
Jun 27, 2011
#He is alive #He is alive #He is alive #He is alive #He shouldn't be
Jun 24, 2011
#Dearly beloved #We are here today #to bring those two #wonder #exciting #beams of light #together #and hereby #destroying the world
Jun 23, 2011
#Is there something else you needed? #Like a tune up? #On your personality?
Jun 22, 2011
#Not even remotely
Jun 21, 2011
#I mean #C'mon #I'm supposed to take this seriously? #Pfft
Jun 20, 2011
#I've never seen a man cry over a robot #Then again #I've never seen a robot cry over a man.
Jun 18, 20111 note
#In Heavan #There is only led zepplin music #In Hell #There is only led zepplin music
Jun 17, 2011
#After the car hit me #And I traveled back to 1973 #I was never the same #All these para-normal travels #I can't take it #Not anymore #The only thing left now is to #become a cop.
Jun 16, 2011
#I am the demon from hell #that wants to take away all of your trash #so give me your wife #and we will call it even
Jun 15, 2011
#I just have one thing #I wish to say to all my followers #I DON'T WANT TO DIE! #I DON'T WANT TO DIE! #OH GOD #PLEASE #NO #I DON'T WANT TO DIE! #I'm going to be so embarassed
Jun 14, 2011
#There is no reason #why #you wouldn't #want #a nice #round #piece #of that #good ol' fashioned #Americana
Jun 13, 2011
#When you get your lung removed #you get free ice-cream #and lots of awkward hugs
Jun 10, 2011
#I got to take a family to the Bahamas #to... #bury them.
Jun 9, 2011
#Green #People #are #the #worst kind of people
Jun 8, 20111 note
#Are we Back? #Don't get your hopes up
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